You are strong, logical, and sensible.

For that, I am blessed, however, I also enjoy being spoiled,  without any sense.

I am powerless, therefore, I need strength.

I have logic, but it does not work in your world.

For the worst part, I am utterly sensitive and emotional.  

…and if you were a preschool teacher, I would be the head of the class. Because,

I know how to be in charge of…  a class of kindergartener.

In other words, treat me like a child, in hushed tones.